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A Pet Peeve

Or two.

I just need to get these off my chest because they’re pretty annoying and it really sucks when I want to read someone’s blog but:

1. To everyone who has a song/Quran set to automatic play on their blog. Seriously, this isn’t myspace. Yes, maybe its Quran, but when my hub has the sound set to blast on the computer, I end up with a heart attack and I wake everyone up. Seriously, Zuzu jumped twice as high as I did and she was sleeping next to me. Hubby woke up, snorted, and asked “fih eh?” thinking the end of the world was coming. Have songs as you wish, but please don’t put them on automatic play, it just means I’m less likely to check out your blog.

2. To everyone who has moving animations on their blog. I’m talking about little weemees or whatever you call them that pace back and forth in their little box, or the flying butterflies, or whathaveyou. Not everyone has huge supercomputers that download megabits at lightening speeds and are unaffected by the overload of moving icons that you just love and feel express who you are. Now, this one doesn’t annoy me as much as the automatic play songs do, it just makes me sad because the internet sucks here in Egypt and if you have a lot of info it will take me +days to open your site. This equals less traffic to your blog. I also had the same problem when using company computers back in the states so its not just being in Egypt. Remember less is more and if it takes forever to open your page then a lot of potential readers are being discouraged and giving up.

3. If you have a blog that asks me to type in some gobblygook verification code in order to post a comment- that shiz is wack, and 9 times out of 10 I will just not comment then because I hate those things. I understand it cuts down on spam, but if you’re having that much spam that you need it you should consider moving to wordpress. They automatically check for spam and kick it off. Its easy as pie.

So please, have some consideration for people who would like to read and/or comment on your blog. You’ve got worthy things to say that I would like to read and maybe comment on. It would make this blogosphere a better place.

Also a note to Brujita’s Cloud, I’d like to read your blog? You’re invite only and I don’t have an invite. *sadface*

Thanks for listening, I hope I didn’t piss anyone off.

Julius Caesar Just Spammed Me

Is anyone else getting spammed with quotes from famous dead men? They’re all from some sort of survival gear website and kudos to them for making me, for a second, want to approve them just because they’re super cool quotes.

Some examples:

Beware the leader who bangs the drum of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor. For patriotism is indeed a double- edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and patriotism, will offer up all of their rights to the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Julius Caesar.JuliusCaesarJulius Caesar

Caesar’s spirit, ranging for revenge… / Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice / Cry ‘havoc!’ and let slip the dogs of war…WilliamShakespeareWilliam Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, III:1

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.MarkTwainMark Twain
(I heart Mark Twain)

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him.GalileoGalileiGalileo Galilei
(I have!)

Progress doesn’t come from early risers, progress is madeby lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
(so true…)

In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it.AniDifrancoAni Difranco

Why would I pay $20 to go to a strip club when I can be ignored by real women at any coffee shop for a mere $3 to $5 depending on whether I get a muffin.AnonymousAnonymous, from a ThinkGeek.com customer

Also I got spammed this in Arabic and Mr MM is at work, anyone who reads zee araby wanna help me out here?

حيث أن الجزيرة شركة متخصصة في إدارة وتسويق العقارات من خلال فريق عمل ذو كفائة عالية في التخطيط والتنظيم والترويج للمشروعات العقارية لتحقيق أفضل الصفقات للبائع والنشتري في إطار تسوده الثقة والمصداقية المتبادلين.
عوامل نجاحنا :

1- علمنا أن النجاح لا يأتي إلا بالتخطيط المبني على أسس علمية.
2- الدراسة المستمرة لتطورات السوق الداخلي والخارجي وإعداد الخطط التسويقية الملائمة له طبقا لتغيراته.
3- فريق عمل يضم مجموعة من الخبرات المجتمعة في مكان واحد لتحقيق أعلى معدلات النجاح.

لذا كان دوما هدفنا الوصول لأعلى معدلات النجاح.

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Somebody’s boring me. I think it’s me.DylanThomasDylan Thomas

If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning.FriedrichWilhelmNietzscheFriedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
(!!!!!! f*$&%^#& you AND your forefathers!)

Jeez, who knew Nietzsche was such an ass?